IS THAT SAFE FOR WORK?

Just got an email from a major company with an “updated org chart”… for all of those lucky enough to have no idea what that is i’ll briefly explain - It’s a list of everyone’s contact info and titles within a small group. 

This particular group had two people in it… one of the titles was “Section Manager” and the other was “Area Manager” 

REALLY?  …because I’m prettttty sure they mean the same exact thing in Human Language.

I just saw a large co-worker rubbing his back against the corner of a wall to scratch it. Kind of like what cartoon bears do to trees in the woods.

ITSFW?

Compliments of Junior Feline

I was listening to Lisa Loeb and really jamming out (I’m a straight dude at a hedge fund).  I accidentally pulled my headphones out of the speakers and it was BLARING.

ITSFW?

compliments of Sexton Hardcastle

We have all these passwords that people use and change and don’t tell anyone. We just got the following email:

“So I take it that no one recalls having changed it? In which case, can someone tell me their favorite tv show that isn’t on anymore? I tried Friends, but it was incorrect.”

I actually changed it and had to reply all, “BECKER”

ITSFW?

compliments of Sexton Hardcastle

I just had to  tell IT the password for my computer because I was locked out.  It’s ‘houseofpain’.

ITSFW?

Back in high school if you wore all black clothing it meant you were a goth.  In the office place it means you’re a professional.

ITSFW?

i told you about the guy that sits next to me.  hes a 65 year old man with cats he calls “da girls”.  he just got up and was staring at me.  i took off my headphones and was like “yea?”.  he goes “i bit into a stringbean, and it squirted.”.  he was wiping off the top of my cube thing.  i just said “oh.  i didn’t get hit.”.  then he said “sorry.”

ITSFW?

compliments of Sexton Hardcastle

As I am fixing a jammed printer this admin says to me, “If these printers were made in Jamaica, we would be jammin’ all the time, ya man.” I didn’t know how to react.

ITSFW?

compliments of The OC

We got a company-wide memo about the dress code and how you can’t wear t-shirts.  I’m the only one, to my knowledge, that has ever worn a t-shirt.

ITSFW?